A nail technician shares her clueless expertise about nails and stuff.

Season 2 Episode 6 from The A to Z of Clueless Experts (web series).

A Redhead Reach production, written and performed by Collene Webb.

This totally one-woman show runs through an alphabet of whacky characters who share their 'how to' advice on various career options as part of an online course.

Seasons 1 and 2 are all released on YouTube. Season 3 is currently in development.

Tagline: She's searching for her perfect Plan B... but finds a whole alphabet.

Logline: Confused millennial enrols on a weird online course to discover her true vocation, only to become even more confused by an out-of-body programme in alphabetical order.

Full synopsis: Sarcastic millennial, Cadenza Lane, is going through a quarter-life crisis. In an attempt to stop her 'clueless meandering', she turns to the internet for answers (and decides to have a go at vlogging while she's at it). Lured by the promise of 'unique algorithms' discovering her true vocation in life, Cadenza enrols on 'Finding my Expert' online course. She soon realises that the alphabetical, out-of-body programme is not at all what she was hoping for and weirder than she could've ever imagined - namely, an A to Z of whacky characters giving mockumentary interviews about their clueless expertise.